cockdragonthespookywitch:

whatisonyobiscuit:

starrysleeper:

tribblesexual-jotunn:

thelilnan:

I am really bothered by the fact that basically the only reason why gay marriage is illegal is because some people think it’s disgusting. You know, I think peas are disgusting but we’re noT MAKING THAT ILLEGAL ARE WE 

what’s wrong with you peas are delicious

gay people are delicious too

no dessert for you until you eat all your gays 

what the fuck just happened here

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(Source: livingsjustawasteofdeath)

splantamello:

beeswarm17:

karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

wait

(Source: gymleaderkarkat)

dem-deutschen-volke:

buonotogami:

nuclearpiss:

xmas-city-punk:

malkatz:

I corrected it

I’m from Pennsylvania and that is accurate.
I don’t say it though but EVERYONE ELSE DOES AND IT’S JUST. NO.

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touph:

twigfoon:

touph:

how DARE you come into my home and suggest that slash is better than femslash

Said no one ever.

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anti-leyna:

jason and annabeth settling their differences by doing a duet of bop to the top in full costume 

sassykardashian:

sailingonsuccess:

sassykardashian:

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.

Okay WOW

thespywhospies:

OMFGGGGG THIS GIF WINS THE INTERNET EVERYONE ELSE GO HOME

(Source: consultinggallifreyanfallenangel)

sexydolepineapplewhips:

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uh yeaaaa rapunzel’s model…the same exact model…that they used for honey lemon. That model..that looks…exactly, the same. as rapunzel.

(Source: icarlywolf)

void-within-stars-and-light:

stoned-levi:

worldfullofcosplay:

cosplayer: Ryu Lain

this isn’t cosplay this is just the actual levi accidentally modeling

like DAMN

(Source: worldfullofcosplayandfashion)

shewantsthejensen:

I want a black butler AU where everything is the same except Ciel is a girl.

"My Lady, is it that time of the month?"
“Eat shit Sebastian.”

"My Lady, do you need help dressing?"
“YOU’LL LOOK.”
“Not at your flat chest, Lady Phantomhive.”
“EAT SHIT, SEBASTIAN AND THAT IS AN ORDER.”

(Source: nobletempdonna)

shotsfiredat221b:

dulect:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

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Both reactions work

(Source: chicken-nuggets-galore)

everythingelsegoesherethen:

nerdfighter13812:

itsxandy:

disneymoviesandfacts:

According to the animators for Flynn, he’s meant to be 26 years old, thus making him 8 years older than Rapunzel, who is 18 in the film - the largest age gap between any other Disney couple.

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Kida’s 8,800-ish with Milo’s 32, that’s… an 8,768 year age gap?

Can we just appreciate that Milo’s reaction is basically how tumblr girls feel about the men they stalk?

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